Raw Food Diet

your microwave oven has been converted into a sprout and herb garden.

you can’t remember the last time you visited the ‘other side’ of the grocery store.

you measure the time since your last illness in decades.

you spend more time thinking about digestion than sex.

you consume your own body weight in less than a month.

you believe that $5 is a fair price for a 3-oz piece of chocolate.

you feel confident that you could survive on Gilligan’s Island ‘ and you know you can make a better coconut cream pie than Mary Ann.

your diet is a combination of the diets of bonobos, cows, and plankton.

you can identify every item in the produce section.

the grocery checker has to look up the codes for half of your items; the other half she must ask you to identify.

you gladly offer to ‘help out’ any friends with fertility problems; they decline because they just want one baby, not a litter.

you fantasize about a raw foods version of Costco.

you store produce in your oven.

you’ve turned down lunch invites for logistical reasons.

your blender costs more than your car (and has a better warranty).

View the whole list from Steve Pavlina.

Related posts:

1. You know you’re a raw foodist…
2. Raw Food Lifestyle-twenty-two Ways to Save Money

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your microwave oven has been converted into a sprout and herb garden.

you can’t remember the last time you visited the ‘other side’ of the grocery store.

you measure the time since your last illness in decades.

you spend more time thinking about digestion than sex.

you consume your own body weight in less than a month.

you believe that $5 is a fair price for a 3-oz piece of chocolate.

you feel confident that you could survive on Gilligan’s Island ‘ and you know you can make a better coconut cream pie than Mary Ann.

your diet is a combination of the diets of bonobos, cows, and plankton.

you can identify every item in the produce section.

the grocery checker has to look up the codes for half of your items; the other half she must ask you to identify.

you gladly offer to ‘help out’ any friends with fertility problems; they decline because they just want one baby, not a litter.

you fantasize about a raw foods version of Costco.

you store produce in your oven.

you’ve turned down lunch invites for logistical reasons.

your blender costs more than your car (and has a better warranty).

View the whole list from Steve Pavlina.

Related posts:

1. You know you’re a raw foodist…
2. Raw Food Lifestyle-twenty-two Ways to Save Money

Trackback URI | Comments RSS